This post was originally titled “Who Gives A Shit What Jake Thinks about Music?” but I toned it down. Anyway, 2020 was the year that I remembered that metal is more to me than Sabbath worshippers playing fuzzed-out Kyuss guitar tones...
One of the things I find most difficult as a human being is eating. Not that I can’t physically get food into my mouth, but more like I’m allergic to everything that most other humans call food. This paleo spare rib...
Everyone has a plumbus in their home. If you’ve been wondering how they make them, I’ve got these step by step instructions (marked up by Yoast!) so you’re welcome....
I just remembered this article I wrote on the eve(ish) of my 40th birthday, so I grabbed Mr. Peabody and hopped into the Internet Wayback Machine to dig it up. We accidentally overshot and ended up hanging out in the Roman...
No, not my actual grandma’s actual skull, you weirdo. It’s a painting my 90 year old grandmother did for me and I think it’s so cool I might get it tattooed on my face....
Ah, my days as a bitmap Picasso. A few years ago, I thought my key to fame and fortune on the Interwebs was Microsoft Paint. Yeah…I know. The gist was that I would draw these pictures – in Microsoft Paint –...
