Paleo Spare Rib Soup Recipe
One of the things I find most difficult as a human being is eating. Not that I can’t physically get food into my mouth, but more like I’m allergic to everything that most other humans call food. This paleo spare rib...
How They Make a Plumbus
“I always wondered how the plumbus got made.” Everyone has a plumbus in their home. If you’ve been wondering how they make them, I’ve got these step by step instructions (marked up by Yoast!) so you’re welcome. Time needed: 1 minute. First...
50 Things I Learned on the Way to 40
I just remembered this article I wrote on the eve(ish) of my 40th birthday, so I grabbed Mr. Peabody and hopped into the Internet Wayback Machine to dig it up. We accidentally overshot and ended up hanging out in the Roman...
A User Manual for Working With Me
Late last year my my boss Nico suggested I think about writing a user manual for myself, and sent me this article. I liked the idea, but I wasn’t sure what to do with the suggestion at first. Am I really...
My Grandma’s Skull
No, not my actual grandma’s actual skull, you weirdo. It’s a painting my 90 year old grandmother did for me and I think it’s so cool I might get it tattooed on my face....
SEO Education Channel Digest: February 2018
My (brilliant, diligent and scrappy) team at Two Octobers has an “SEO Education” Slack channel, where we share links to articles we find interesting or educational. I use Paperbot to compile these links into my inbox, because I can, and I...
Bitmap Picasso
Ah, my days as a bitmap Picasso. A few years ago, I thought my key to fame and fortune on the Interwebs was Microsoft Paint. Yeah…I know. The gist was that I would draw these pictures – in Microsoft Paint –...